The Lonely Piper
A Blast of the Citronella Against the Monstrous Regiment
of Midge
'She's Like Midgies' was initially coined by the Piper to describe a
certain woman last year when he was irritable. However every coin
has two sides, it also can be used to describe the scottish midge
(the female alone is the one that bites) as the diminutive female knights
of the lonely pipers realm, biting to protect his kingdom with their
claymore smiles, tending to the rugged grandeur with their irritating
ferocity, keeping it pristine and under developed for future Caledons
to partake in, and to exclaim in a swirl of arms and mist of jungle
formula 'Damn and blast these small flies!'